i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today